tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1838800005947652160.post3954665075150979967..comments2023-03-24T07:35:25.794-04:00Comments on Save the Cracker!: Day Five: The Next DemandUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1838800005947652160.post-53091086549707039642008-07-20T22:20:00.000-04:002008-07-20T22:20:00.000-04:00Actually, there is actually a private Catholic hig...Actually, there is actually a private Catholic high school in the area. St. Aloysius High. I don't know what their mascot is, but judging from Aloysius' story, they are the St. Aloysius Dying Young Virgins. Go fighting virgins!<BR/><BR/>He is the patron saint of AIDS patients and caregivers. Hmmmmmm. He might approve of having condoms passed out in his school. I'll edit the original post to give Bill Donohue a choice.<BR/><BR/>I haven't researched him carefully, but it looks like he got canonized during a sainthood open house. His two main accomplishments were living almost his whole life never looking a woman in the face, not even his mother, and dying of kidney failure at 23. <BR/><BR/>Seriously, he kept his eyes downcast in the presence of women. Pathetic. Unless he was really staring at their breasts, in which case the pope at the time (Sixtus V) must be pretty embarrassed now.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, it might be interesting introducing condoms into that environment. The kids could honor their saint by doing it doggie style.CrackerBandithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03677635194154621938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1838800005947652160.post-48703324197781821652008-07-18T19:19:00.000-04:002008-07-18T19:19:00.000-04:00Shouldn't it be a Catholic High School?Shouldn't it be a Catholic High School?Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15745079179277879852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1838800005947652160.post-2790418988784088372008-07-18T13:26:00.000-04:002008-07-18T13:26:00.000-04:00Ok...Josh Christ? My new favorite superhero.Ok...Josh Christ? My new favorite superhero.ARealGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17771133874690200131noreply@blogger.com